yrmomma's mixes
about 1 month ago
YR MOMMA $$!!!: I KEEP SLEEPING WITH BI-POLAR, AGAIN
"when i grow up i want to be jameson neat or victor newman or avian flu."
2 months ago
YR MOMMA $$!!: WE STOOD THURR, `CAUSE WE TOO COOL TO DANCE
"Dude, all my girlfriends are fag hags and I'm still threatened."
2 months ago
YR MOMMA $$!: SLEEPING PILLS IS MAD VOGUE 4 RAINY DAYZ OR ISIAH THOMAS
"A white man calling a black female 'bitch,' that is wrong with me. I am not accepting that. That's a problem for me," Thomas said. Asked if he would have a problem with a black man calling a black woman "bitch," Thomas replied, "Not as much."
2 months ago
YR MOMMA $$: I'M SUPER AU COURANT ON CHICKEN AND WAFFLE RAPPERS
"I want to be a child of a famous rapper so I can waste a trust fund on Jackson Pollock paintings."
2 months ago
YR MOMMA $!!!!: I'M ULTRA COOL `CAUSE I ONLY WEAR EARTH TONES
"... did you watch last night’s gossip girl? talk about bottom feeding the bottom end of everything not cool - ‘NYLON, NYLON, NYLON.’"
2 months ago
YR MOMMA $ !!!: USED TO HOLD YR HAND, NOW HOLDING UR RESTRAINING ORDER
"Dating in America is rawer than sewage in Dubai"
2 months ago
YR MOMMA $ !!: SOUNDS LIKE PRATT OR BERKELEY KIDS
"Wouldn't trade it for all the Jameson in the world."
2 months ago
YR MOMMA $ !: MALT LIQUOR DREAMS, BROKEN CONDOM REALITIES
"We gots no love for all you wanna-Cobra Snake photographers."
2 months ago
YR MOMMA !!!!!: BLAKE LIVELY TEXTS ME AND RENE ZELLWEGER BE JEALOUS
"Filet-O-Fish has me open, son!"
2 months ago
YR MOMMA !!!!: I'M ALL UP IN YR DECAFE, MURDA UR MELBA TOAST
"Not even a really, really, super hot tranny??"
3 months ago
YR MOMMA !!: ALL IN YR LOTTO W/ MA BYRD WANG
"I'll never grow up and, no, the sex was not great."
