Man of many parts.
Owner of three automobiles.
Fought many children's wars.
Inventor of the milkjug/paintjug
Coined the term "cream cheese"
Wrote 90% of The Beatles' songs
Avid practitioner of the Mirmillo gladiatorial art.
Slew the Gorgon in 388 BC

If you don't know anything about me, it's probably because I don't want to know you....