Welcome to Night Vale. Some reminders from City Council: Time is not real. You, mostly, are not real. The void is infinite. The lights are mysterious, and will haunt your dreams. You are being watched. You are being listened to. You are not alone, and yet you are the most alone you will ever be. Lastly, do not look at, listen to, or even acknowledge the existence of the dark hooded figures. Later: a word from our sponsors. But for now, here's a look at the extended forecast.