This mix is organized alphabetically, because some people apparently hate it when their mixtapes flow from one song to the next. Specifically you... you continually inexplicable, completely ridiculous and entirely wonderful person. Letting you know this existed was a mistake. Being with you decidedly was not.

You and I made a deal, dearest. So here it is. Thirty-five tracks so cute they make kittens look like tapirs on crystal meth and so sweet they’re ruining my previously flawless teeth.

33 tracks