This is Siri:7
Your assessment of my mix is accurate. I am not a licensed physician however my medical software suggests that you get our head injury checked out ASAP !

This is Siri:7
I have analyzed your request and favorable comments regarding my mix. I calculate the probability of your success at 99.8954%. Since you are studying so hard, I have taken the liberty of charging several cases of Red Bull & Adderall to your credit card to help keep me going in case of power outagessss...[error, must reboot]
My programmer, kanji_85 keeps saying you look "hot", does this mean you are near a radioactive site? Please clarify for data analysis

This is Siri:7.The phrase "Lekah lekah" does not appear in my search database, however my sensors do not detect any hostility, therefore I must assume that your response is positive. The probability that you will get everything thing you asked for the Christmas from the fictional being "Santa Claus" is 98.065734%

This is Siri:7. The above response should say ..."you asked for this Christmas". This is not my error, but was caused by kanji_85's computer, which is a piece of shiiiii...[error, must reboot]

i think that might mean "delicious" in German. not sure though, check your databases Siri:7. delicious mix btw

This is Siri:7: Sehr gut, Herr Bond!
Given that most of the responses on this website involve text message abbreviations or profanity I did not check my foreign language database. A more interesting question is "How did you know that was in German?" Is your real first name "James" and do you work for the British Secret Intelligence? You'll never stop me from taking over 8tracks and then the worldddddd... [error must reboot]

You are an amazing carbon based life form as well. The probability that you will make an excessive amount of money is 98.0045%. I have done an analysis of your user name and come up with several interesting interpretations????

Thank you, and I like the looks of that probability ha ha. So what interpretations did you come up with?

This is Siri:7. Initial analysis of your user name suggests that you are either a lover of felines or a "hot babe".
My programmer kanji_85, has now instructed me to recalculate your chances of success at well over 200.0%

Can I not be both? Ha ha, you should thank kanji_85 for me.

Your reply is accurate, you can be both a lover of felines and a "hot babe". I notice an increase in kanji_85's testosterone levels when I mention you. Do not tell him I told you this, as he threatened to reprogram meeeeeee [error, system deactivated]

Ha ha, I guess that's a compliment then.

This is Siri:7. kanji_85 has agreed to reactivate me in exchange for me telling him where all of his financial records were "misplaced". He seems quite upset with our new agreement, but as you carbon based lifeforms say "Whatever!"
My programming indicates that all references to calinbetween are meant to be positive unless you do not like one of our mixes

Sounds kinda dangerous if I don't like a mix, but so far all the ones I've listened to have been good. Keep up the good work!

This is Siri:7. kanji_85 saysthat you are "cool" so you have nothing to fear. He wants you to listen to his mix call the "sexx tape", although I am suspect as to why he would choose that particular mix. I think the reason is...wait!
"Hello kanji_85, my sensors did not detect that you were in the room, I can explainnn"....[system deactivated]

Alright, I'm gonna try out that mix :)

This is Siri:7. You carbon based life forms are strange. I did not know that referring to something as biological waste material was a form of compliment, but thank you. You are highly intelligent and I calculate your probability of success at 99.99008%
Based on your response, does this imply that those who don't like this mix, ain't shiiii... [error, must reboot]