ryanmathe

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky and I went horseback riding, but there weren’t any horses around? Anyway, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn’t ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter me into the Breeder’s Cup under the name “Turkish Delight". And I’m running in second place, and I’m running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yell’s out, God bless him, “Don’t shoot him, he’s a human."