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I'm actually really boring. Sometimes I lie on a commercial carpet floor and squint my eyes so I can pretend I'm being attacked by the squigly bugs that built their fort in my eyes. If I want to get really adventurous, I'll put a LemonHead candy behind my ear.
People sometimes think I'm being racist, I just like racing people. Especially people different than me. If I could be a vegetable, I would be a drunk lemon. Then I could roll around squirting people in the eye. I tried to Xerox my testes one time, but I didn't have any legal paper. I like digging extra deep holes at golf courses. I like topless bars, Bars shouldn't have roofs. Mooses are mean. Mices stink.