There is a young person in my office who very clearly thinks I'm the most boring person on the planet
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This house had the kind of character where you could legitimately get trapped in the bedroom due to c...
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And PS: your daughter is NOT saving the environment
This is a bridge to somewhere and it is a bridge from somewhere, and that somewhere is Philadelphia.
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Ain't got much tone, but gams is gams
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I thought of that old joke: This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he th...
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The French have Napoleon, Brits have Churchill, Americans have George Washington, and Belgians have T...
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"That is what is wrong with cold people
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Who memorizes a driver’s license number except a guy who buys a lot of Sudafed?
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Boss comes over to talk and I have a series of e-mails in my box with the title "Re: my ovaries hurt