There is a young person in my office who very clearly thinks I'm the most boring person on the planet
This house had the kind of character where you could legitimately get trapped in the bedroom due to crooked doorframes and warped wood, and you’d have ...
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And PS: your daughter is NOT saving the environment.
This is a bridge to somewhere and it is a bridge from somewhere, and that somewhere is Philadelphia.
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Ain't got much tone, but gams is gams.
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I thought of that old joke: This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken.
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The French have Napoleon, Brits have Churchill, Americans have George Washington, and Belgians have Tintin, a young reporter with a little white dog.
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"That is what is wrong with cold people.
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Who memorizes a driver’s license number except a guy who buys a lot of Sudafed?.
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Boss comes over to talk and I have a series of e-mails in my box with the title "Re: my ovaries hurt.