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"Don't be so sardonic, it's not good for your soul." "I don't have a soul.

"Don't be so sardonic, it's not good for your soul." "I don't have a soul.

I thought of that old joke: This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken." And the doctor says, "Well why don't you turn him in?" and the guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships. They're totally irrational and crazy and absurd, but I guess we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs.

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hotelbravo

Love it

kenekenner

Things you can say about food but not the girl you're with: Nobody wants those eggs.

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