I suck at small talk and eloquence, so let's just jump right in. Jif peanut butter please. I own more coloring books and crayons than I did when I was a kid, but I'm never going to grow up. My last two toes on my left foot are the same size and I cut my own hair. I have a ridiculous obsession with love, Boston Terriers, and mustaches. Sometimes all three (at once). I refuse to be an ant and I am reinventing myself daily. Enter more cliches here. Let's see what tomorrow brings.