Frankenmartin, indeed artist

Bass guitarist, professional klutz, slayer of muffins and sanguine lensman of shame. What else could you say about a man whose name begins with a huge fokkin letter F. Genius? Tempter of the universe? Left-Handed? Alien channeler? No my friend(s), when you think of him, even humility comes into play when you exclaim with all your heart "But he has yet to be in a foursome!" The Wurgondites themselves sought the skin of madness as soon as will you. Still not, ever in a day, life is...

[Just so you know, these just aren't just any other 8'n'out, eenie peenie teenie weenie mixxins goin on up in here so get down and go all out or just, you know, go catch the !!@!!, (x??²?E?),!]