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Clupko

Clupko

Astoria
ForcedU2

ForcedU2

Hello i am ForcedU2 and i am a music addict! I am most likely playing dubstep in my turntable room. http://turntable.fm/dubstep Turntable.fm is a social music listening service where you can chat live with producers and other listeners. If you produce or just like music, come check out my dubstep room! http://turntable.fm/dubstep I have been finding Dubstep producers and promoting their work here on my Facebook Playlist http://www.facebook.com/ForcedU2Dubstep My Dubstep Blog http://ascendub.com/ and my Soundcloud http://soundcloud.com/forcedu2 If you have any songs or have a buddy that would like me to promote here or on my blogs please comment or email me at forcedu2@gmail.com
nonsequitur

nonsequitur

mountain view
palm springs
i am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. i have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. i translate ethnic slurs for cuban refugees, i write award-winning operas, i manage time efficiently.occasionally, i tread water for three days in a row.i woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, i can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and i cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. i am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in peru.using only a hoe and a large glass of water, i once single-handedly defended a small village in the amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.i play bluegrass cello, i was scouted by the mets, i am the subject of numerous documentaries. when i'm bored, i build large suspension bridges in my yard. i enjoy urban hang gliding. on wednesdays i repair electrical appliances free of charge.i am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.i don't perspire.i am a private citizen, yet i receive fan mail. i have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. last summer i toured new jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. i bat .400.my deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. children trust me. i can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. i once read paradise lost, moby dick, and david copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. i know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.i have performed several covert operations with the cia. i sleep once a week; when i do sleep, i sleep in a chair. while on vacation in canada, i successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. the laws of physics do not apply to me.i balance, i weave, i dodge, i frolic, and my bills are all paid. on weekends, to let off steam, i participate in full-contact origami. years ago i discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. i breed prizewinning clams. i have won bullfights in san juan, cliff-diving competitions in sri lanka, and spelling bees at the kremlin.i have played hamlet, i have performed open-heart surgery, and i have spoken with elvis.
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