Part-time med student; full-time day-dreamer.

Toke my user name from my friend's pet turtle!

In response to the Finders Keepers/Twisted Nerve/Bird/Battered Ormnaments stock loss in the PIAS warehouse fires caused by rioting on August 8th a few of our close label mates have come together to compile some of their favourite moments from the Finders Keepers family discography. A series of limited edition CD and MP3 compilations curated by the likes of Jarvis Cocker, Demdike Stare, David Holmes and Gruff Rhys including some exclusive and unreleased tracks, are now ready to order directly from the website and like minded retailers in a bid to ease us back onto our feet releasing phantastic obscure and obsolete music as soon as possible.

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." — J. R. R. Tolkien

This is how it works /\\/ over 10000 songs on my computer /\\/ itunes is on shuffle /\\/ shuffle until I find a song I like /\\/ begin mix /\\/ It's going to be rough :) If you enjoyed any of the mixes I've posted on here, you should really check out the mixes below. 8 Mixes I highly recommend

I aspire to have more creativity than the common asshole. I'm more of a classy asshole-- A class-hole, if you will. For example, I like poking tiny holes in styro-foam noodle cups at the grocery store--Thanks to me someone gets a surprise lap full of boiling water...It's even more fun to do to condoms. My hobby: Mixing curse levels What a gosh-darned cunt. When I'm walking, I worry a lot about the efficiency of my path. My goal: To make enough money to hire Jeremy Irons, the voice of Scar from The Lion King, to follow me around and do my dialogue. And the dumbest thing about emo kids is that...I...You know, I'm suck of easy targets. Anyone can make fun of emo kids. You know who's had it too easy? COMPUTATIONAL LINGUISTS. "Ooh, look at me! My field is so IQ-Defined I can subscribe to any of dozens of contradictory models and still be taken seriously!" Chomskyists, generative linguists, and Ryan North, you days are numbered. My second hobby: Mispronouncing words "Yeah did you see what he said on his wobsite?" "...His what?" "Wobiste" "...I think you mean 'website'." "Why don't you go write about it in your blag?" The universe doesn't care what you BELIEVE. The wonderful thing about science is that it doesn't ask for your faith, it just asks for you eyes. It's been six months and I still have those dreams where you're pressed tight against me, where you look into my eyes and give me that grin and it's like you've forgotten everything. And something in the back of my head says it's wrong, it's not like this anymore, but I push it down. In the morning, I tell myself I CAN'T control my dreams, but there's a part of me that doesn't want them to stop. And honestly, waking up would be a lot easier if your mom didn't look so much like you. There's always that moment of confusion. The best part of getting older is gonna be intentionally misusing slang around teenagers just to watch them squirm. My third hobby: Reverse Euphemisms "Oh, hey, school just let out and it's YMCA night, so I've gotta go take a shit." "What?" "I mean I actually have to drop the kids off at the pool." My fourth hobby: Standing in the supermarkets produce section holing a tube of k-y jelly, looking contemplative. Some pick-up lines: 1) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your sister and I together. 2)Is your father a thief? Because that's totally my Jetta you parked outside 3)You must be tired 'cause you've been running my mind all night. Screaming. Always remember: You were once shoved headfirst through someone's vagina. Why are you acting so dignified? Remember, the key to a successful relationship is constructive criticism. You need to show you're smart enough to solve their problems. A God's Lament Some said the world should be in perl; some said in LISP. Now, haing given both a whir, I held with those who favored perl. But I fear we passed to men a disappointing founding myth, and should we write all again, I'd end it with a close-paren. Standard creepiness rule: Don't date under ((Age/2)+7); So an 18-year-olds range is 16-22 whereas a 30-year-olds might be more like 22-46. Social rule section B number 99.1 If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.

Part of the crazy weirdness of cool peppermint and hot fudge sundaes called @widedelicious. www.facebook.com/sckelley3000

Hello i am ForcedU2 and i am a music addict! I am most likely playing dubstep in my turntable room. http://turntable.fm/dubstep Turntable.fm is a social music listening service where you can chat live with producers and other listeners. If you produce or just like music, come check out my dubstep room! http://turntable.fm/dubstep I have been finding Dubstep producers and promoting their work here on my Facebook Playlist http://www.facebook.com/ForcedU2Dubstep My Dubstep Blog http://ascendub.com/ and my Soundcloud http://soundcloud.com/forcedu2 If you have any songs or have a buddy that would like me to promote here or on my blogs please comment or email me at forcedu2@gmail.com