Aspirational writer, Hardcore procrastinator.

Araragi: By the way, Senjougahara. How am I supposed to use the bathroom here? Senjougahara: Don't worry. I'll change your diaper. Didn't you know? I love you Araragi-kun. So much that I could embrace you without hesitation, even if you were entirely covered in feces. Including your brain, I will manage your entire body, from ingestion to excretion. Araragi: HER LOVE IS TOO EXTREME! D: -Nisemonogatari ep 1.