Tell you what - I enjoy music suitable fer the destruction of the weasel, the grizzly bear, the javelina, and the wholly mammoth. Additionally, I enjoy music suitable fer the destruction of swine and skunks of all stripes. I do not come in peace, boy howdy. Circle yer wagons, cowpoke. Recently I was banned from last.fm fer trying to play "The Crusher" 1,000,000 times. Yep, I reckon that's 'gist how I roll. GIDDIE-UP!!

Bass guitarist, professional klutz, slayer of muffins and sanguine lensman of shame. What else could you say about a man whose name begins with a huge fokkin letter F. Genius? Tempter of the universe? Left-Handed? Alien channeler? No my friend(s), when you think of him, even humility comes into play when you exclaim with all your heart "But he has yet to be in a foursome!" The Wurgondites themselves sought the skin of madness as soon as will you. Still not, ever in a day, life is... [Just so you know, these just aren't just any other 8'n'out, eenie peenie teenie weenie mixxins goin on up in here so get down and go all out or just, you know, go catch the !!@!!, (x∧∅²∴E‽),☮!]

I failed to make the high school chess team because of my height.

http://devolveblog.blogspot.com/ DEVOLVE is an artist from the northwest of England

http://christianchurch.bandcamp.com Proclamation of a Shorn Waldo: Christian B. Church was born in Eucharist into a wealthy family. His forefathers, however, sprang from Hamburglar and settled down in Zitmore (Mekraine) in the 20th century, but later moved to Bromania. After completing his studies in Vienna Sausages, he went back to Bromania, where he ran the Frothiest Printing House in Eucharist. Soon he became associated with Dr. Brothel Harry Baron van Stresssburger, working as a translator for the influential railroad tycoon who was nicknamed "The Queen of Railways". A catastrophic Stresssburger's financial bankruptcy in 1995 lead to Church's exile to the Vienna Sausage factory again; together with his wife and 3 children. He died at age 72 in a Vienna Sausage sanitarium.