Yer as old as what you listen too.

“I’m waiting til marriage to drink. Justin Beiber learned everything from me. I kissed a girl once. I am hung like a tic tac. I work out. I am sexy and I know it. I putout. I wrestled a croc once. I like human flying. I have been told I am the hottest thing since side burns. I get mistaken for Brad Pitt all the time. I love my one piece. I shred gnar. I chow snatch. I chop bowls and I win championships. Welcome to my world.