"I live on Earth at present, and I don’t know what I am, I know I am not a category. I am not a thing—a noun. I seem to be a verb, an evolutionary process—an integral function of the universe."

"When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘compared to what?"
Sydney Harris

"If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear."
Winnie the Pooh

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