Recently I went to prom, and the music was terrible (everything was music you were supposed to shuffle and do that weird lighted-fingertips thing to), so I composed my dream prom playlist.

I know I wouldn't sit down at all. You know, except for the couples songs.

I could dance with the chocolate fountain.

Warning: Call On Me by Eric Prydz is eight (8) minutes.

(Picture by Petra Collins for Rookie Mag.)

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