And it's a story that might bore you, but you don't have to listen because really? We always knew it would be like that. We dance at the end of the world, at the edge of the world; we dress to get screwed. Our lives seem to lack forward momentum, everything is wrong, we're starting to freak out...it's like a Polanski film. And all we want is for you to take us up in your big strong drama major arms and tell us, really, it will be alright. 21 songs to teach you The Rules of Attraction.