on February 20, 2017

BREAKING NEWS: A recently published study led by neuroscientist and author Daniel Levitin, suggests that our brains process good music in the same way as food, drugs, and sexual pleasure. ???????!!!

With Valentine’s Day now behind us, we’re assuming you’ve already checked off at least 2 items from the above list, and since we’d never condone drug use in writing, we’re here to offer a safe and practical approach to getting high on life. According to this research, “[m]usic can reliably induce feelings of pleasure, and indeed, people consistently rank music as among the top ten things in their lives that bring pleasure, above money, food and art.”

And so, in an effort to make this world a better place to live in by making you a better person living in this world, we’ve prepared an audible smorgasbord that’s guaranteed to bring about La petite mort. Enjoy this special selection, curated for your ears only with a tenderness akin to a mother’s love and a worldliness reminiscent of the dubious wisdom of an ex-junkie uncle.