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Modern Monsters


The mortician down the street is actually undead and samples the brains of the deceased. Your neighbors across the street are probably a gay werewolf couple. Your best friend is a ghost who likes to peek into the locker rooms when no one is looking. Sometimes you see a creature made up of mismatched-body parts from different people out walking his dog who looks just like him. There's a mad scientist at the end of the block who seems to like to reanimate fish and long-extinct species. Sometimes you hear odd bird-like noises coming from his backyard. You? You're new in town. A vampire who works late at the local bar. You like it here.

Modern monsters are here and they seem to be faring quite well.

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