"I Have Labored For The Last Eighteen Months To Compose A 40-Song Suite For The Acoustic Guitar, Piano, Wurlitzer, Bass Guitar, Drums, Electric Guitar, Oboe, Alto Saxophone, Flute, Banjo, Glockenspiel, Accordion, Vibraphone, Sopranino Recorder, Tambourine, Triangle, and Electronic Organ To Accompany A Symphonic Ballet Entitled “When Aubrey Met Sufjan” With The Intention Of Proposing To Aubrey Myself Upon Completion Of The Inaugural And Only Perfomance. I Did Not Strive For Months On End To Compose A Brilliant Ambitious Orchestral Celebration Of Matrimony Through Symphony And Dance Only To Be Unceremoniously Upstaged Atop This Canadian Tourist Attraction By A String Quartet Serenading Me With A Song Originally Written For None Other Than Robyn Rihanna Fenty!"

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