I am bottled fizzy water and you are shaking me up.

How do you do?
I see you've met my faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman...
Don't get strung out by the way I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover!
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania!


Member since Oct 2011