There is a young person in my office who very clearly thinks I'm the most boring person on the planet
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Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.
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This is a bridge to somewhere and it is a bridge from somewhere, and that somewhere is Philadelphia.
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"Don't be so sardonic, it's not good for your soul." "I don't have a soul.
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Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere
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With rage and contempt! Next question.
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Say: "Hey. I am a very cool person. I am tough." Show him your bicep.
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Seriously, guy, I've been to Oklahoma and it is BLEAK
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You look WASPier every single time I look you up on Facebook
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I say if you’re not supposed to swim, you’re not supposed to try and kill the devil.
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