Words for a tombstone: SHE DIDN'T DIE OF HAPPINESS.

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So I went to college in Baltimore, I have a dog named Lenny, and two vaginas named Octavia and Merlin

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Covered in Snow

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Love's Labour's Lost

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I'm not hungry. I don't need any crêpes.

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Make Adjustments! Go Get It Energized!

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Just 'cause I'm not getting any doesn't mean you shouldn't be

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There's More Than One of Everything

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Do you remember you shot a seagull?

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My worst nightmare was a boring nightmare

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Anyway, no. I won’t be whistling that tune.

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A Week and a Day

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