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Vampire Desires


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Garlic has been used as a vam-pire repellent for 1,000’s years. So when you need to keep those bloodsuckers away make sure you have an adequate supply ready. To be effective, join 12 whole garlic husks together and hang them at every door and window in your house. Before bedtime hang a garlic necklace around your neck. Although it’s been said vam-pires are only active at night, hybrids have evolved over the last 25 years and can tolerate the sunlight. So when you’re at work or at school, carrying a baggie of peeled garlic cloves as one never knows when they strike; simply pop and chew one and you’ll be safe for 8 hours. Enjoy the playlist..thanks for coming by!


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