Look at you, riding along the parabola of life like it's some twisted roller coaster. When you're up you're up, and when you're down you're really down. I know it's hard to regain that momentum to keep going when you're stuck at the vertex, but call me anytime, and we'll solve this fucking problem even if I suck at Math.
Dedicated to my buccaneer friend, Diaz. Happy birthday, you psycho.