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Like That Guy Who Played Horatio


Ted Cruz was a cool kid, smoking pot, partying on Friday nights, memorizing sections of the Constitution and reciting them at conventions. That's what the cool kids did, and Ted Cruz was definitely a cool kid. Then why was he so drawn to that strange boy at that random rest stop in Nevada? Ted Cruz is definitely not a homosexual, Marco was just charming, and funny, and handsome, and cute and if Ted happened to give Marco his number, so what?

accompanying mix for Not Another Teen Tit Flick on AO3

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