What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones!
Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!
Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site.
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
Why are playing cards like wolves? They come in packs.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!
What was the reporter doing at the ice cream shop? Getting the scoop!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
What do baseball players eat on? Home plates!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!

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