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A crime caper au playlist

Seen it all FBI agents Cullen and Cassandra think they've finally got a lead on two young shits protected by one of the most terrifying crime bosses in all of Southern Thedas. But can they track down and stop the elves before one of the most expensive works in the winter palace turns up missing?

Can they trust the word of conman Varric Tethras or is he trying to protect his friends?

What does this handsome Tevinter fence and occasional forger have to do with anything?

Who the fuck are the Red Jennies and how are they related to Leliana aka The Divine?

Basically a really ridiculous AU where foster siblings Inlé and Sera take to crime mostly out of boredom, but are taken under wing by one of the most notorious and terrifying women across the continent.

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