I'm new at high school, but I've made one really cool friend so far: Cher Horowitz. She's, like, super pretty and stuff. She doesn't date high school boys. We worked out last weekend, but my buns don't feel nothin' like steel (yet.) She's going to take me to the mall to get new clothes today. Cher is going to make me so popular!

Here's 10 songs for when you TOTALLY go hang out with Cher Horowitz.

10 tracks