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In Defense of Twilight


I know what you're thinking, Twilight is based on books written by an illiterate fat girl with Down syndrome. And you're right. But the movies are AMAZING, and if you've not seen them you're really depriving yourself of a wonderful moviegoing experience. So long as you turn it into a drinking game.

Twelve tracks including music by Marduk, Doomriders, and Entombed.

12 tracks
4 comments on In Defense of Twilight

i wonder what kind of subliminal message meyer was trying to send with the werewolf/ baby love. only god knows. also good mix

I don't have time to listen to this right now but I'm liking it based entirely on the description. Sounds Awesome!

Drink whenever someone:
breathes heavily
needlessly removes shirt
threatens suicide
throws a tantrum
doesn't have sex
and whenever voiceover advances plot when acting/storyline can't
**Guaranteed alcohol poisoning 15 minutes in.**

ALSO, in the next one, the werewolf is supposed to fall in love with a newborn baby. For reals. A werewolf falling in love with a baby. This is why Thomas Edison invented this shit in the first place. So we could see a werewolf fall in love with a baby.