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8 comments on spontaneous bank robbery!

haha yes! i imagine if i ever tried to rob a bank, it'd go something like this: "ok everyone -- hands up! this is a bank robbery! i said...oh god, don't cry, i didn't mean to frighten you. shit. i'm sorry. look, all i want is the money...please stop crying. here, here's a couple of bucks, go grab a soda. great, now that guy's crying too. oh, fuck this. ok look, does anyone have a quarter for my parking meter? that's really all i need. great, thanks -- well, i'm off. sorry for the inconvenience. have a lovely day, everyone!"