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The Maastricht Shuffle


The blonde amazon hustled and bustled around the Netherlands. "No time to dance!" she huffed, shoving old ladies out of her path. She didn't look back as the women fell, ignoring their screams of terror. She paused her rampage only once, to punch through the window of a bakery and devour three croissants. The baker was used to this, and did not look up. "I can dance when I'm done adventuring!" she screamed between bites, and tore off down the street. She was savage, and beautiful.

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