Trying not to be this guy as I enter my later years. (Mildly succeeding):
"Look at him, he's like, he's like a hipster, right?"
"No...no! No I'm not a hipster, at all"
"Yeah, yeah you do seem to hate a lot of things. And the bottom of your pants are awful tight. I bet you hate movies that are universally loved"

 
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