Three words to describe myself: Hardworking, alpha-male, jackhammer

- I have never once drank a glass of water
- While in Seattle, I ran for sheriff. And I won
- On a trip to Bolivia, I purchased a jaguar. Named him Kevin. He resides at the Biloxi Zoo
- I had chewing tobacco named after me: “Held's Chew,” making “I spit it, you suck it!” the most popular ad slogan of the year

Member since Dec 2011