Name: Tongan Ninja
Rank: Rear Admiral of the Pink
Serial No: 0118999881999119725-3
Age: 35
Hometown: Market Chipping
Hobbies: Light Treason
ASBO: Windmilling, Busking, Wetwiring
Aspiration: Kwisatz Haderach
Special Ability: Rage Suppression
Biography: I once was an adventurer, like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Astrological Sign: Puke-me-poop-you