Monkeys are messy. You MUST watch your monkey every second it's free. They can turn on faucets, unscrew light bulbs, open bottles of nail polish, break your lamps and shred your curtains.

Monkeys need a proper diet or they can develop diabetes, rickets and other ailments. A bag of monkey chow has to be special ordered and can cost up to $50 per bag with shipping.

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