May is national masturbation month. So whether you're a go-hard, bang-one-out rubber, or a candles-make-it-perfect sensitive, or a procrastibator (procrastinate by masturbating), MASTER the moment with this mix that I have set up for you. I promise, "I Touch Myself" is not on here. Neither is the sound of crying.

note: if you find any of it offensive press "skip" -- I'm trying to cater to everyone here.

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