When you put together an angsty drunken demon and a hella gay alien who's been at sea for too long, shit happens. Because good sex is like Pirates of the Caribbean; you overthrow the government, rum's involved, your pirate boyfriend is there, watching you while feeling slightly disappointed but also kinda turned on.

(A playlist based on my oc Dynn and @StitchKitty 's oc Xaki - aka our crackship.

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.)

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