1. Esquivel - "Jingle Bells (Greetings from Esquivel!)"
2. Bruce Haack and Ted Pandel - "Oo-Bah-Humbug"
3. The Sisterhood - "The Rocking Disco Santa Claus"
4. The Sonics - "I Don't Believe in Christmas"
5. The Ronettes - "Frosty the Snowman"
6. The Ramones - "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)"
7. Southern Culture on the Skids - "Merry Christmas Baby"
8. The Flaming Lips - "Christmas at the Zoo"
9. Low - "Just Like Christmas"
10. The Kinks - "Father Christmas"
11. Spinal Tap - "Christmas with the Devil"
12. Captain Beefheart - "There Ain't No Santa Claus on the Evenin' Stage"
13. Fear - "Fuck Christmas"
14. The Frogs - "Here Comes Santa's Pussy"
15. Rudolph and the Gang - "Here Comes Fatty Claus"
16. Pansy Division - "Homo Christmas"
17. Tim Dinkins with Susan Kay - "I Won't Let You Lick My Candy Bar"
18. Tim Dinkins - "Santa's Rocket"
19. Crass - "Merry Crassmas"
20. Sonic Youth - "Santa Doesn't Cop Out On Dope"
21. The Residents - "Dumbo the Clown (Who Loved Christmas)"
22. Beck - "Little Drum Machine Boy"
23. The Roots - "Millie Pulled a Pistol on Santa"
24. Run-D.M.C. - "Christmas in Hollis"
25. Harlem Children's Chorus - "Black Xmas"
26. Paddy Roberts - "Merry Xmas You Suckers"