"parse is like if tyler seguin and patrick kane had a weird hockey-rockstar baby" – ngozi

[insert photo of cat]
"Look at this beaut; #Catmodel."
@jessyjessi213 ur so f***** hott!!!
@kvparson90 purrs is super hot, I agree #beaut

+ some bonus headcanons scattered around!!

(tw for gendered slurs in annotations)

tracklist: teshima.co.vu/post/110965464078/
webcomic: omgcheckplease.tumblr.com

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