“Second, as pretty much everyone knows, because I think I told everyone, we’re doing Destiny karaoke—“ he broke off to let the general applause and catcalling die down. “No, I’m not going to strip for you, James, so you can just stop asking,” he said over the general uproar.

James attempted to douse Eli with her drink from a distance of fifteen feet, but mostly succeeded in dousing Park instead.

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