mDgrill

FIRST AND FOR MOST: THE THINGS I POST ON FACEBOOK IS NONSENSE. IT SHOULDNT BE TAKEN AS SOMETHING THAT IS REAL. 98% OF THE THINGS I POST IS MENT TO BE FUNNY AND ITS RIDICULOUS WHAT I POST. ITS ALL IN GOOD FUN. NOW ABOUT ME:

i would have sex with myself if i was drunk. otherwise i would have to pay myself to put some clothes on

im odd, random, funny, weird, a nerd, a dork, a friend, and many other adjectives and nouns and such to describe me.
i am always making jokes and sometime people laugh at stuff that i dont intend to be funny at all. but thats just part of my charm.
i am an open book so anything i am asked i will answer truthfully. why hide something. i know now that is off putting to some people but why hide things?
i do tend to be a little forward with things i say and do and that tends to make me seem like an ass and a jerk but that is not my intention.