war horse is actually a jukebox musical set in texas that focuses on joey, a horse who has just received his draft notice and been divorced from his wife (who left him to follow skrillex, who now plays bluegrass infused dubstep), and his new lover tom hiddleston the bartender.

featuring alistair brammer as joey the horse, tom hiddleston as himself, pit bull as the bar's owner, ke$ha as his wife, and 1D as the bar's house bluegrass band.

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