You’re going to be in a great mood all day, because you’re going be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop. Now, look here’s a potato. One slap you got big chunks for stew, two slaps home fries in a second. And, look at this when you add a mushroom: the more you do it, the finer it gets you don’t have to switch any blades.
Now, you love salad -- you hate making it. You know you hate making salads -- that’s why you don’t have any salad in your diet. Watch this one slap... salad! I love Pizza too, but once in a while get the veggies in, at least throw it on top of the pizza.
You’re going to change your eating habits. Soup, Coleslaw, stuff we want, 5 seconds. 4 or 5 seconds, it's done. This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re going to have an exciting life now.
Look here’s a hard boiled egg. One chop, you add the pickle; you add the green onion. And what you can do is mix things together add the ham and you’re going to love this. You don’t have time to make breakfast, breakfast to go.
You’re going to love my nuts. Watch this: almonds, walnuts. Comes with a cover so you can do everything in the cover. Alright, or you can do it on the board, whatever you like. So easy, one finger, if I can do it with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand. Kids can do it. You know what they charge at the ice cream store? A dollar for toppings at the ice cream store. Add a couple cookies if you want. So, you can make it for 10 cents. Stop throwing your money away. You know not only nuts what about fruit? Put a mango, look at that isn’t that beautiful on your ice cream.
gintoki sakata March 10, 2024
one of the best 8tracks mixes ever btw
⃠woundless May 06, 2023
truly an important part of 8tracks history
⃠sleepyspookyghost November 26, 2020
imma be honest i have no idea what the fuck is going also i have no idea where i am or how i got here also i want to cry really really hard
⃠CorrosiveBlue August 06, 2019
breathe real hard im hurtomg
⃠CorrosiveBlue August 06, 2019
bro thuis playlist made me just like
⃠hyperactivemass March 06, 2019
god panic attack mode.
⃠cokaffeine February 15, 2019
It's the truth
⃠MixumiMoon January 29, 2019
When when I mean dissociate I mean off of the fucknign planet woah boy
⃠MixumiMoon January 29, 2019
This playlist caused me to fucki g dissociate so god damn hard at work holy shit
⃠a lizard wearing pants January 01, 2019
oh my god where did you find all these im crying
⃠p4ridot October 08, 2018
i think a lot about this playlist
⃠dreamcult August 14, 2018
SLLJSKKP THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
⃠elwind August 05, 2018
You’re going to be in a great mood all day, because you’re going be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop. Now, look here’s a potato. One slap you got big chunks for stew, two slaps home fries in a second. And, look at this when you add a mushroom: the more you do it, the finer it gets you don’t have to switch any blades.
Now, you love salad -- you hate making it. You know you hate making salads -- that’s why you don’t have any salad in your diet. Watch this one slap... salad! I love Pizza too, but once in a while get the veggies in, at least throw it on top of the pizza.
You’re going to change your eating habits. Soup, Coleslaw, stuff we want, 5 seconds. 4 or 5 seconds, it's done. This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re going to have an exciting life now.
Look here’s a hard boiled egg. One chop, you add the pickle; you add the green onion. And what you can do is mix things together add the ham and you’re going to love this. You don’t have time to make breakfast, breakfast to go.
You’re going to love my nuts. Watch this: almonds, walnuts. Comes with a cover so you can do everything in the cover. Alright, or you can do it on the board, whatever you like. So easy, one finger, if I can do it with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand. Kids can do it. You know what they charge at the ice cream store? A dollar for toppings at the ice cream store. Add a couple cookies if you want. So, you can make it for 10 cents. Stop throwing your money away. You know not only nuts what about fruit? Put a mango, look at that isn’t that beautiful on your ice cream.
⃠sickdialtones July 03, 2018
LMAO dude holy shit. great job
⃠mewburty June 18, 2018
i’ve been laughing for so fucking hard for like 100 years at this playlist it caught me so off guard
⃠rileyplier June 03, 2018
actually really good in a weird way
⃠TheRabbitFollower May 31, 2018
This mix feels like it was made in another universe, so it's pretty surreal seeing three of my mixes in the thumbnail
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