Playlist for the sort of prom that doesn't exist. We open fast and goofy, with a song by a band of a friend of a friend. Then we cut to a version of Cottoneye Joe that they NEVER play but I wish they would. We shift between slow dances and group dances and a song or two that I'm sure would break somebody's arm in the mosh pit, and end on a trio of slow, sappy songs that everybody would remember forever. Finally, as we all leave, a breathtaking guitar piece that’ll make you believe in anything.

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