The South:
The place where...
1) Tea is sweet and accents are sweeter
2) Summer starts in April
3) Macaroni & Cheese is a vegetable
4) Front porches are wide and words are long
5) Pecan pie is a staple
6) Y'all is the only proper noun
7) Chicken is fried and biscuits come with gravy
8) Everything is Darlin' and
9) Someone's heart is always being blessed.