If I were a month, I’d be October.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, 3am.
If I were a planet, I’d be on shrooms.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be extinct.
If I were a direction, I’d be a vortex.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be on acid.
If I were a historical figure, I’d be me.
If I were a liquid, I’d be life.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be hard.
If I were a tree, I’d be wood
If I were a tool, I’d be a compass with a G.
If I were a flower, I’d be a white cystalized bud.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be furry.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be the voice on 1000 angels.
If I were a colour, I’d be all spectrums of black.
If I were an emotion, I’d be ready to die.
If I were a fruit, I’d be good for you.
If I were a sound, I’d be a thunderstorm.
If I were an element, I’d be FIRE.
If I were a car, I’d be broke down.
If I were a food, I’d be eaten by many.
If I were a place, I’d be my place.
If I were a material, I’d be used to wash my broke down car.
If I were a taste, I’d be yummy.
If I were a scent, I’d be seductive.
If I were an object, I’d be inside someones pocket.
If I were a body part, I’d be a pair of eyes on fire.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be confident.
If I were a song, I’d be every mix on 8tracks.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be walked on.

thats my version!

i can smell the music!