Notes
Dear God,
I'm sorry I don't usually believe in you, but please don't let me get asphyxiated and chopped up into little pieces. This dude looks nice but just in case he's an axe murderer please send me a sign while I listen to this playlist. Please please please please please, amen.
P.S. If he's cool, please let him have a big dick, please please please, amen.
P.P.S. This playlist comes with two alternate endings, the Air track and the Trovajoli.
3 comments on Craigslist Sex Date, Please Don't Kill Me
BewitchedByNight March 16, 2015
Hahaha, that first song and your description just made my night. Hopefully you don't bone any Buffalo Bill's <3
⃠lushmeetsglam-397 August 09, 2014
I read this and laughed.
⃠CourtneyMarquee June 12, 2013
You are hilarious. Love the first song, fits the theme. Did you get murdered? Was the penis large?
⃠westward-in-space August 31, 2013
Haha, I'm glad you appreciate my humour. I made this playlist to listen to whenever I'm about to do something stupid involving a guy I haven't met, just because I mean, you never know and I'd like to laugh about it for a second before I maybe get choked to death.
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